Unless you're cultivating a dirty-dish collection, sometimes it can feel like all you ever do is clean. Instead of giving up your hobbies to make your bed or teaching your swarm of fruit flies how to hold a soapy sponge, get spick-and-span with today’s Groupon: $49 for three hours of house cleaning from Keep It Clean Housekeeping. One of Keep It Clean's spotless experts will come to your home for three hours of dusting, scrubbing, and more with his or her own cleaning products. You can also purchase two Groupons and have two cleaners work for three hours, or one cleaner for six hours.
A fully insured and bonded family-owned operation, Keep It Clean specializes in custom cleanings throughout Orange County. Voice initial concerns (about home cleaning, not America's frightening lack of a gold-backed monetary standard) over a pre-appointment phone call, and Keep It Clean's gurus will address your concerns with a diplomatic dust rag. Keep It Clean also aims to use eco-friendly products whenever possible and can adjust for personal requests (again, about home cleaning, not our country's irresponsible fiat currency system) prior to service.
Your expert housekeepers will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and fetch the browning banana from your sock drawer. They'll even remove spider webs, disinfect doorknobs, and wash dirty nooks you'd never dream of cleaning. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Not valid in Cypress, Garden Grove, La Habra, or Los Alamitos. If you'd like additional cleaning time beyond the 3 hours covered by your Groupon, you can purchase it at the regular rate of $30 per hour.
Reviews
ServiceMagic reviewers consistently award Keep It Clean Housekeeping four to five stars, saying:
- Excellent. Great communication, clear understanding of my budget requirements, very eager to please and provide a great service. Would highly recommend to other customers. – User, Irvine
- Responded quickly, flexible and did a nice job cleaning. No complaints. – User, Anaheim Hills
- [Owner] Andrea was an answer to my prayers. I really appreciated her walk-through after the deep cleaning to make sure everything was done to my liking. – User, Huntington Beach
- The crew is hardworking and does a very good job. They are open to receiving direction. – User, Santa Ana
Groupon Says
How Much Dust is Too Much?
After buying today's Groupon, don't rush to call and schedule your cleaning right away. Instead, consider whether your home is really too dusty or if you have just the right amount of dust. Here's a guide:
On the Dust Scale: 3 Bunnies out of 10
Too Much Dust?: No way! A little dust goes a long way to proving that you're "real," a hardcore street businessman or woman who's too busy attending restaurant openings and library demolitions to clean the house every couple of hours. Business associates and romantic partners alike prefer a layer of reassuring dust to encrust your belongings.
On the Dust Scale: 8 Bunnies out of 14
Too Much Dust?: Borderline. This much dust allows you to collect enough swirls of cotton-like hair and debris to fabricate your own pillow stuffing or sculpt into the shape of that art project you always talk about. Dust-ball fights are also fun if you're having hypoallergenic children over.
On the Dust Scale: 40 Bunnies out of 42
Too Much Dust?: Yes. The amount of human skin cells in dust means that large piles of dust will inevitably gain consciousness, and though freakish, this sentient mass of contradictions will demand your respect and pity. Doesn't it have as much right to live in your home as you do? What will you name it?
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