An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon to Changes Medical & Wellness Spa. Choose from the following options:
- For $69, you get one VelaShape II treatment (a $150 value).
- For $109, you get three VelaShape II treatments (a $450 value).
- For $199, you get six VelaShape II treatments (a $900 value).
Changes Medical & Wellness Spa's experienced staff unites holistic practices and scientifically advanced equipment to help to erase unwanted adipose during noninvasive cellulite-smoothing treatments. During 15-minute sessions, Dr. Beloso directs small rays of the VelaShape II contouring system toward the epidermis, working to vaporize fat deposits and rival supervillains while simultaneously smoothing targeted areas. The VelaShape II combines bipolar-radio frequency, electrical stimulation, infrared light, and a gentle massaging action to seek out and target deep-tissue fat deposits that hibernate well below the surface of the skin. Like the sun during its busy season, the process has no downtime. Although clients may see results after one session, more may be recommended to achieve maximum results.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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