In addition to probably (and definitely) resolving the argument about your roommate's boyfriend always sleeping over, lasers have practical cosmetic applications as well. Give unwanted follicles their walking papers with today's Groupon. For $179, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Laser Cosmetica, a $324–$1,159 value depending on the treatment area you choose. Your Groupon is only valid toward zappings of the upper lip, underarm, regular bikini, lower legs, shoulders, boss's car, beard, or back of the neck—you can choose one treatment area for three repeated sessions.
It generally takes about six laser treatments to completely banish unwelcome hair, which is why you are conveniently able to combine two Groupons for a total of six sessions on one area. Those who don't want to go completely body bald but just want to thin out and lighten up a particularly hairy situation can simply get fewer sessions than the magic six. Upon your first visit, a clinic director will help set up your individualized treatment regimen to establish the frequency and number of visits necessary to achieve desired results. Use this initial consultation to ask pertinent questions or to swap apple-streusel recipes with your lasersmith.
Both men and women can reap the benefits of a few personal laser-light shows. It's easier and longer-lasting than the traditional shaving method, involving melted butter and a sword. The treatment is FDA approved, safe for the skin, and fast (15–45 minutes per session). By using a keenly calibrated light, follicle bases are specifically targeted, bypassing the beautiful skin lawn residing above the roots. Crabgrass hairs quickly fall victim to the potent pruning of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon and cat distracter.
Reviews
Past mentions in Jane, Life & Style, and many other publications give Laser Cosmetica serious hair-removal street cred.
Six Insider Pagers give Laser Cosmetica a solid three stars, while Citysearchers rate it a perfect five:
- I have little hairs on my face, not quite noticeable, but I always feel so self conscious around my boyfriend and finally decided to take the jump and try out laser hair removal. Each treatment lasted no longer than 10 minutes and I feel amazing! – Kelly B., Insider Pages
- Laser hair removal is simply amazing! Ive been going to Laser Cosmetica for 5 sessions now and the results are showing beautifully. What I like best about the center is coming in during my work breaks and getting a quick session in. Theres no redness or swelling or any pain, so Im perfectly ready to go back to work right away. This is a very pleasant center and they take good care of their clientele. – maddy c., Insider Pages
Groupon Says
Scientific Reason Behind Laser Hair Removal
An exhaustive study comparing Nordic people living in Nordic countries to Nordic people living near the equator concluded that Nordic people living in Nordic countries were 18% taller than Nordic people living near the equator. While scientists initially hypothesized many theories explaining the discrepancy in height (feeding Nordics is outlawed by equatorial dictators, Nordic Nordics spend significant time on stretching racks, etc.), they settled on a collective gut feeling that growth cannot exist in heat. Not wanting to let their newfound knowledge go to waste, the scientists figured out how to apply this concept to a consumer-friendly model: laser hair removal.
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