The perfect outfit carries a mythical appeal, unlike the unicorn, which devalues its myth each time it models for tacky notebook covers. Hunt for the one true ideal ensemble with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $35 worth of new and used name-brand clothing at Bros & Bettys Clothing Exchange in Tempe.
The friendly staffers at Bros & Bettys Clothing help men and women fashionably conceal their bareness with an ever-changing variety of new and gently used designer duds. Their circular racks come ripe with name-brand threads that wait to be plucked, including graphic T-shirts by Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle ($5 or less). Mine through a mountain of denim to unearth a pair of jeans by True Religion, Levi's, Lucky Brand, and more ($10 or less). Designer-inspired accessories, such as sunglasses ($5) and costume jewelry ($3 or less), keep patrons better decorated than a five-star general covered in tinsel. Visitors can also flex their bartering skills by bringing in their own clothes to sell or exchange for newer, better-fitting swaddlings.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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