Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; kayakers, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer an unstealable vessel with today's Groupon to Cimarron River Company, located in Scottsdale. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a kayaking trip for two people (a $200 value).
- For $199, you get a kayaking trip for four people (a $400 value).
Cimarron River Company wafts exhilarated kayakers down the stunning Verde River, through the sun-soaked, dazzling desert vistas of the Tonto National Forest. Adventurous paddlers rendezvous with their guide near Scottsdale, where they’ll receive their kayaks, life jackets, and beverages for the trip. Cimarron's sit-on-top kayaks allow fledgling floaters to navigate the pristine pools of the magnificent river, far from the debauched inner-tubers and meddling maritime lawyers of more populous waterways. The scenery's splendor is marked by crimson desert canyons, picturesque swaths of greenery, and a variety of wildlife frolicking in the shaped shadows of breathtaking saguaro cacti.
The approximately 90-minute tour boasts small, personal groups, which offer maximum interaction with guides and plenty of time to sell sunglasses to local frogs. The two-person Groupon is valid only on Saturdays and Wednesdays, and all kayakers must be at least 12 years of age and must sign a waiver.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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