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Silently shout your hidden emotions, deepest desires, and most outrageous fantasy-football trades with a bouquet of 12 roses or a six-rose bouquet rounded out with lilies from Earley’s Flowers for $30 (a $60 value). Statement-making sprouts from this bud boutique are perfect for any occasion, including Sweetest Day on October 16, birthdays, Thanksgiving, and factory strikes, but excluding Valentine's Day.
Skilled stem weavers have years of experience selecting and shaping blooms. Send a message of love, respect, and courage with a red rose bouquet. Arranged in a glass vase with seeded eucalyptus, the beautiful blooms bring romance and warmth into any space, even traditionally non-warm, unromantic spaces such as in front of fireplaces and fancy restaurants. You can select other hues as well, availability permitting. If you prefer a potpourri of plants, mix it up and send a combination of six roses surrounded by lilies. Bouquet prices on Earley’s site include delivery fees.
Flowers, like text messages and x-rays, can be interpreted in any way: send a bunch to someone you have a crush on, use flowers to soften the blow of bad news (quitting your job, breaking up with your significant other, losing television remote), or send to yourself to seem more popular and admired than former NYPD Blue star Jimmy Smits.
Reviews
One lone Yelper gives Earley’s five stars, and it received five flowers from reviewers on the Flower Shop Network:
- A very lovely lady answered the phone and was most helpful and friendly. – Elly, Flower Shop Network
- Very knowledgeable and thanks for bringing my girl closer to me again. Thanks and they are the best – Robert, Flower Shop Network
Groupon Says
Groupon's Customizable Missed-Connection Ad Generator
A bouquet of flowers is a great gift for a longtime love or a first date with a missed connection. If you missed your chance to chat with that special someone the first time, turn to the local paper's Missed Connections. To submit an effective Missed Connections personal ad, follow Groupon's mad-lib-style I Missed You Personal Ad:
You: [Gender]
Me: [Gender]
I saw you at the (location). You were wearing a (color) (name of band) (clothing item). I was the (description of height) (gender) (verb)-ing against a (model of car from the mid '90s). We made eye contact, but I was too (synonym for scared) to talk to you. I badly (verb)-ed myself on that samurai sword that someone hid in the (unlikely place for a samurai sword). (Modal verb) (pronoun) like to (verb) (noun) at (non-threatening neutral location) and (verb) (our imagined mutual interest in name of band from clothing item)?
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