Shopping for clothing can be like finding a needle in a haystack: even when you think you've found what you're looking for, it is actually just a really shiny piece of hay. Today's Groupon tilts the odds of a successful fashion quest in your favor: for $10, you get $25 worth of designer resale clothing and a complimentary pair of earrings at Fair Trade Consignment in Peoria, about 25 minutes northwest of Phoenix.
Fair Trade stocks only high-quality designer clothing and accessories, including popular labels such as Chico's, Coldwater Creek, Coach, and Ann Taylor. Much of the inventory is brand-new, often with the original price tags and hospital bracelets still on the items. A multitude of pants and jeans (average price $18), long-sleeve blouses (average price $13), and skirts (average price $14) vies for eyeball time as you traverse a sales floor packed with casual clothes, eveningwear, formal clownwear, and everything in between. Evening gowns (average price $38) suitable for dinner parties and charity galas benefiting families of extinct birds are also available. Otherwise, pick out a pair of shoes (average price $16) and a purse (average price $24) to complement your leg anchors and tote your back-up head, respectively. The admirable range of sizes in stock (size 2 petite to 3X) should fit pretty much any torso or non-tentacle limb.
New items arrive daily to the Fair Trade Consignment fortress, so you'll benefit by laying siege to its shelves over a prolonged period of time. New customers may also apply their purchases toward a Customer Rewards Account, which lavishly rewards loyal customers with $25 for every $250 they spend at Fair Trade Consignment.
Groupon purchases will not be applied to existing Customer Rewards accounts.
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Today's Groupon gives you name-brand fashion at knockoff prices. And while you won't find any knockoffs at Fair Trade Consignment, you will find plenty next door at Cropduster Video, including:
- Jane Cammerton's Abattoir
- The Devil Went Down to Prada
- Angry Batman
- Henry Grimper and the Half-Sewed Pants
- Escape From Which Mountain?
- Public Enmities
- Museum Night 2: Smithsonian Pool Party
- Sherlock Holmes and the Public-Domain Hounds
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