People who don't have their own bicycles often try to make one by sawing their car in half or affixing an extra wheel to their unicycle. Enjoy a more efficient velocipede with today’s Groupon to HyBikes. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a two-hour electric-bike rental (a $60 value).
- For $49, you get a one-day electric-bike rental (a $100 value).
HyBikes' staff saddles ramblers up with electric bicycles for joyous, gas-free romps around the city. Patrons feel the wind whip through their hair and the city sights rustle between their eyelashes for two hours during a quick rideabout or for up to eight hours in the day-long jaunt. The steely mounts attain speeds of up to 20 mph with a hardy charge that powers excursions for up to 30 miles at a time, and each bike is loaded with safety features such as headlights and handle brakes. Happily humming rides also flaunt niceties such as a front basket for motoring to picnics and spokes where baseball cards can be placed to make regular bicycle noises.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Making a Wish
Throughout the day, the superstitious are afforded numerous opportunities to better their lives through making a wish. What are some tips to rising to the next wish-making occasion?
• Wishing Wells: Like most things in life, you get what you pay for. Though a wishing well's suggested minimum donation is 25 cents (save your pennies for the mall fountain outside the Cinnamon Xpress®), you can sweeten your wish a little by wrapping it in a check for $750. Or, simply whisper your wish into the HDMI port of a gently used plasma screen before chucking it in downward into the rattling darkness.
• Shooting Stars: Most dreams wished upon a shooting star don't come true because the wish casters don't finish the job. Drive at top speed to the smoldering impact site to confirm that the falling star is actually a fully undressed spaceman. He should be hugging his knees to his chest and ready to exchange wishes for Earth clothing and a room above your garage.
• Birthday Candles: Triple your annual wish-making potential each year by wishing for a genie. Do not, however, ask the genie to grant you the wish of additional birthdays, as the genie's legendary love of ironic interpretation will cause him to transform you into an extremely old man. Remember: the only truly safe way to wish for more wishes is to wish for garbage bags full of money.
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