Doused in a crippling bhut jolokia pepper sauce and catapulted over fortification walls during sieges, wings demoralized starving troops too addled by the appearance of the flying beasts to realize they were edible. Conquer these potent adversaries with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get an order of two dozen wings (a $13 value) at Long Wong’s in Tempe.
Named the best wings of 2007 by Phoenix New Times, Long Wong’s tantalizing morsels of golden-fried chicken pack a potent punch of flavor, amplified by a variety of savory sauces. Stroll into the bar’s friendly confines and admire the eclectic variety of posters lining the warm-hued walls before digging into a grumble-snuffing meal of two dozen wings. Grip the succulent chicken flappers while sopping up your choice of sauce, with potential tongue-scorching levels ranging from mild to inferno, while also including alternative sups in the key of teriyaki, barbecue, and garlic parmesan. In business for more than 30 years, Long Wong’s has wowed countless diners with its perfectly prepared chicken bits and lively, tent-revival-free atmosphere, taking care to entertain hunger-havers with weekly live music. Stop in and enjoy a memorably tasty meal while stimulating oatmeal-battered taste buds with today’s Groupon.
This Groupon is only valid for dine-in.
Reviews
Phoenix New Times named Long Wong's Best Wings–2007, and Yelpers give it an average of three stars:
- Fried to a golden crisp, and still moist inside, we're happy to eat 'em unadorned, but the sauces are just too good to pass up.
– Phoenix New Times- Wings are actually good amd [sic] im [sic] not a wing guy.
– Thomas D., Yelp
Groupon Says
Wing It
Having too many options is no option at all. If you're not sure which of the multitude of saucy wing-coatings to choose from, just wing it. Try closing your eyes and pointing to one on the list, or use one of the 17-sided "Sauce Dice" provided by the Mayor's Council on Lunchtime Affairs. In fact, there are many problems in life where it's best to just wing it.
Your granddaughter is born elderly: As a parent yourself, you vaguely remember newborns being wrinkly, but this seems excessive. Your daughter insists that her new baby (Abigail) is of normal health and will grow out of her Winston Churchill phase shortly, but you're not convinced. Wing it: You should never under any circumstance iron a baby, and her parents might frown on you pressing her between the pages of a dictionary, but will they object the same way to a gift certificate to a baby sauna? The steam from the sauna should relax the baby's wrinkles and give you time to discuss your mutual love of mashed carrots.
A crucial bolt springs loose from the rollycoaster while you are in motion: All it takes is the right attitude to turn this near-certain tragedy into an opportunity! Unlike the rogue bumper boats you see on your daily commute, no one has ever actually tried to steer a rollycoaster off course. Wing it: The first and most important step is to attempt to stand up in the perilously whipping pseudo-vehicle and tell everyone "Don't worry, I got this!" This will put their fears at ease and cement your leadership in the group as you climb over their heads to the front car and access the emergency steering column. Set the gearshift to "manual" and coast your rollers safely to the ground, or, better yet, toward the stars for an adventure better than any ill-maintenanced amusement-park ride.
A frankenstein is chasing you: The answer is obvious. Wing it: Frankensteins are brought to life by evenings of lightning. Quell his life force with its logical counterpart, a DVD of Days of Thunder.
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