While hair can be customized to great effect, the more hair we grow, the further we turn from the pristine innocence of our bald infancy. Today's Groupon restores simplicity through smoothness with a laser hair-removal package from Physician Laser Centers for $99. Choose two areas of your body to each receive up to 12 non-invasive laser treatments that provide a healthy path to permanent hair removal. This Groupon is good for both the Payson and Phoenix locations, and entitles you to half off organic spray tanning at the Phoenix location.
More pleasant than laser hair addition and more effective than other methods of follicle eviction, laser hair removal is a safe and professionally administered procedure that requires little or no post-treatment recovery time. Physician Laser Centers' staff of highly trained laser therapists uses innovative laser technology to treat skin safely and with little to no pain. During your treatment, benevolent bi-polar radio frequency waves politely encourage hairs to hop to and skedaddle. The laser works on all types of skin and lets you choose what areas you wish to leave smooth. For your first area, choose between the lip, chin, underarms, outer bikini line, cheeks, and jawline, and for the second area, customers have the option of the top of the bikini line, lower arms, upper arms, upper legs, or full neck. Each chosen region is privy to as many sessions as it takes to fully eradicate hair for up to 12 treatments.
Body hair is effective for catching the debris of crumby foods eaten in the shower, but it snags clothes and imposes on the good hospitality of a person's skin. Remind your limbs what it feels like to live in an uncluttered home without rude hairs leaving their dusty shoes on every ottoman.
Reviews
Six YellowPagers give Physician Laser Centers a perfect five stars:
- My treatment at Physician Laser Centers has been wonderful. The staff and physician at the Center are professional, caring, and friendly. At each visit, everyone takes the time to answer my questions about my care and to make me comfortable during treatment. – azanha
- Physician Laser Centers made a task i [sic] was not looking forward to (hair removal) a simple and easy one. The process itself went smoothly. – darlou
- Physician Laser Centers was recommended to me by a friend and she was right...they are very good and very knowledgeable. – pleonard
Groupon Says
Our Laser Nation
The laser is so much a part of daily American life that we sometimes take its many uses—reading data off our DVDs, screwing with our cats, etc.—for granted. Let’s look back at some signature moments in the history of the laser:
1804: Vice-President Aaron Burr singes off Alexander Hamilton’s eyebrows at 30 yards.
1865: John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln awkwardly brush hands while sharing armrest at Ford’s Theatre Laser-Zeppelin Night.
1990: The Hubble Telescope becomes self-aware, prompting the launch of the Hubble-Response Death Ray.
2006: Ryan Seacrest carves own face into moon.
2010: September 17, Hubble-Response Death Ray becomes self-aware.
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