A soft hotel bed is incredibly comfortable to sleep in, eclipsed only by a hammock made of Muppet hands. Enjoy a home away from foam with today's Groupon to Ridge on Sedona Golf Resort. Choose from the following options:
- For $109, you get a two-night stay in a Studio Unit on any day of the week in January–February (up to $178 value).
- For $159, you get a two-night stay in a Studio Unit with check in Sunday–Thursday in March–April (up to $358 value).
- For $199, you get a two-night stay in a Studio Unit with check in on Friday or Saturday in March–April (up to $438 value).
At the Ridge on Sedona Golf Resort, life centers on an 18-hole course that snakes through red-rock formations, earning a four-star rating with Golf Digest. After a day on the links, guests can slip into the whirlpool spas scattered about the property’s hillsides, let off steam in the saunas, or rehearse for their upcoming underwater reality show in the heated, outdoor swimming pool. A queen bed and sleeper sofa inside each Studio Units help shed the memory of missed holes-in-one, and a partial kitchen encourages cooks to whip up chili relleno and other traditional southwestern dishes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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