Palm readers predict their clients' future by studying the lines on their skin, the calluses on their fingers, and the fortune cookies clenched in their fists. Rewrite the story of your extremities with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a mani-pedi at Beauty Body & Beyond in Greensburg (a $70 value).
At Beauty Body & Beyond, 23-year beauty veteran Angela leads a trained staff who dolls up digits with a custom manicure and pedicure treatment during a leisurely, spa-like experience. During the one-hour session technicians revive hands and remove traces of anime graffiti from nails. The granules in a skin scrub smooth both upper and lower appendages before nails are buffed and shaped into sleek finger and toe canvases. A precise application of polish in the customer's choice of color compliments freshly primed nail frames.
During hand-pampering treatments, guests sidle up to a white manicurist table, illuminated with the bright glow of a desk lamp, while a black leather pedicure throne coddles clients as they dip feet into a jetted, white porcelain bowl filled with warm water distilled from crown jewels. Indulge in decadent digit enhancement by upgrading services for an additional charge.
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The Groupon Guide to: Making Your First Billion
Every captain of industry remembers earning his or her first billion, because for every billion dollars you earn, you get a commemorative trucker hat. Here are some strategies for getting your hands on a billion dollars:
Start an Industry: To get a billion dollars, you're going to have to invent a product or service that everyone wants. Try inventing a sweater that lights up to let people know when something is funny, or a form of electricity that doesn't require solar panels.
Win It: Winning money in a lottery contest is the easiest way to get money without being good at anything. Remember, the lottery always gives people enormous amounts of money simply for choosing the numbers 5-19-BIRD-6.
Inherit It: Adopt a very old grand-nephew who has a billion dollars and wear away at his will to live by pointing out how miserable Mondays can be.
Find It: Found money is your money. Find money on the street, throw away the human attached to it, and you're well on your way to building up a billion dollars.
Be an Eccentric: Eccentric people are often rewarded with money just for being their silly selves. Assert your eccentricity by always wearing a jester-style fleece hat and strongly stating your opinion that money should only come in the form of solid pewter coins worn on a string about one's neck.
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