Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get $36 worth of Italian cuisine at Bella Notte Pizza Pasta & More.
The resident chefs at Bella Notte Pizza Pasta and More hand-toss the pizza dough that lays the foundation for their menu of specialty pies and Italian cuisine. Diners can easily view dough-tossing displays from the dining room, allowing them to take in the scene and maintain the eye contact necessary for telekinetically willing a pizza into being. Nibble on Bella Notte’s distinctive creations, such as the tutti casa (16", $25), which sets anchovies afloat on top of zesty veggies, pepperoni, and sausage. Create-your-own-pizza menus (18", $15) set out a spread of ingredients including fresh tomato, hot peppers, meatballs, roasted red peppers, and pineapple, allowing for a democratized dining experience. Sandwiches, including the Chicago-style roast beef ($7.99) loaded with mushrooms and provolone, satisfy handheld hunger pangs.
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The Groupon Guide to: Keeping Your Resolution
Your New Year's resolution likely falls into one of the following four categories: health, fitness, beast taming, or relationships. No matter what your resolution is, stick to it like a bee trapped in its own honey with these resolution-keeping tips:
Imagine Success: There's no room for failure! Even imagining defeat will cause your digestive organs to acclimate to the dewy, rancid taste of failure.
Imagine Failure: Just to see how bad it feels.
Start Slow: It's not reasonable to quit smoking cold turkey, stop not-exercising cold turkey, or give up eating all that cold turkey from Thanksgiving cold turkey. The first step toward fulfilling your resolution is to dream about it consecutively for seven nights.
Never, Ever Stop: Quitting is easy, but lasting success comes from perseverance.
Wait Till Next Year: By 2013, they'll probably have invented a pill that solves your problems for you.
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