Flowers can express what's in your heart, but they can also send mixed signals when delivered in the wrong form, as your "Happy Birthday" funeral spray proved. Get it right this Valentine's Day with today's deal to Cassandra's Florals & Finds: for $30, you get $60 worth of fresh floral arrangements that have been professionally hand-arranged by a local florist. Order by Thursday, February 11, to get your order to your sweetie by Valentine's Day. This Groupon is good for phone and in-store orders, but not towards delivery or wire services.
Though Valentine's Day is typically the slowest day of the year for the chocolate, floral, and cute-stuffed-bear industries, Cassandra's thoughtfully offers a vast array of Valentine's Day bouquets and arrangements. Make your amorous intentions clear with the Be My Love arrangement ($42.95), a mix of red roses and miniature carnations, white Asiatic lilies, and daisy spray chrysanthemums. You can also give your lady love a Field of Roses ($124.95) without risk of being shot at by angry rose farmers. The bashful, meanwhile, can have an adorable bear deliver an array of roses, carnations, chrysanthemums, and asters with Teleflora's Bear Hug Bear with Pink Roses ($34.95). The Heart and Soul ($37.95) creates resonant romantic symbolism by forming a heart shape out of red carnations. This tends to go over better than a rose made out of hearts.
If you're worried about your girlfriend receiving the same floral bouquet her best friend got from her boyfriend (also you), trust instead the good judgment of Cassandra's florists. They'll create a unique, beautiful arrangement out of what's in season. Even the prefabricated arrangements are meticulously hand-arranged by local florists. This human touch far surpasses the haphazardly accumulated daisies, peonies, and sunflowers of floralbots who do not feel emotion or remorse.
Your Groupon does not cover the $5 local delivery fee.
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