Unlike DNA or a propensity to yell at the TV, hair style is a characteristic over which people can assert their control. Triumph over nature with today’s Groupon to Dimensions in Hair by Kathy Miller.
- For $17, you get three feather extensions (a $35 value).
- For $23, you get a mani-pedi (a $46 value).
For more than 25 years, Dimensions in Hair by Kathy Miller has been taming tresses and gilding the tips of fingers and toes. Strand savants give locks more moxie with a trendy trio of feather extensions that send local phoenixes into fits of envy. The be-plumaged choose a trio of hues from Dimensions’s troves of avian foliage, whose chromatic options range from raven black to vibrant scarlet, orange, and gold. Feather extensions act as traditional weaves and can be washed, dried, straightened, curled, or plucked to pen epistles to Victorian governesses.
Dimensions’s nail technicians pamper hands and feet with a mani-pedi that includes a relaxing joint massage and seasonally appropriate oils. Coddling alchemists custom blend handmade scrubs to hydrate and exfoliate skin, before applying polish and decals depicting the crossing of the Delaware to neatly trimmed and buffed nails.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Vocal Warm-Ups
Before singing in an amphitheater, holding a conversation at normal volume, or whispering a deadly secret to a baby, it is imperative that you warm up your vocal cords to prevent snapping. Follow each of these steps to ensure a standing ovation at your next performance:
- Step 1: Locate your vocal cords. You should find them inside your esophagus, near the dozens of spiders you accidentally swallow each time you close your eyes.
- Step 2: Lubrication. Coat your vocal cords by tipping back a tall, cool glass of warm, salted honey.
- Step 3: Facial stretching. Rapidly oscillate between expressions of extreme surprise and devastating sadness. This can be accomplished by imagining inheriting a magic wand, then discovering that its only function is to summon stacks of VCRs.
- Step 4: Exercise your pipes. Scream the phrase “The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain” at the top of your lungs until your high-pitched tones have mercifully deafened all local parakeets.
- Step 5: Break a leg. The hollow of your exposed femur is where your voice actually emanates from.
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