The submarine sandwich, like the vessel from which it gets its name, is slender, aerodynamic, and easiest to devour when less than 18 inches long. Wrap teeth around a perfectly sized sandwich vessel with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of toasted subs, wraps, salads, and pizzas at Fernando’s Cafe.
The crafty sandwich builders at Fernando’s Cafépacked with seasoned, sliced steak, cloaked in a 12-inch tortilla, topped with fresh salsa and pepper-jack cheese, and toasted to a golden brown . Gourmet toasted subs, such as the beef bacon ‘n’ cheddar, are piled high with fixings on fresh-baked bread ($3.99/6”; $5.19/8”), whereas a host of salads––such as the turkey, ham, and swiss-laden chef’s salad ($4.49–$4.69)––can sate cravings for a lighter lunch or comfort a lonely tic tac when dumped in a purse. Sides, including potato and macaroni salads ($1.99), are standing at the ready to augment the feasting festivities, as a trio of fresh-baked cookies ($1.25) awaits to provide the perfect pre-, mid-, and post-meal dessert.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Home DNA Tests
The science of genetics has come a long way since 1860, when Gregor Mendel accidentally discovered genes after some of his peas came to life and begged to be put out of their misery. Now, you can take your own at-home DNA test by swabbing the inside of your cheek and placing the sample in a clay oven overnight. Evaluate your results with the following criteria:
• If your salivary sample has dissipated by the next morning, it wasn't human DNA to begin with. Consult a veterinarian.
• If your sample has blossomed into tree-like foam, the number of branches corresponds to the number of times in your life you can ride in an airplane without crashing.
• If your sample has melted into a pool of chocolate-scented fluid, then you'll live to be 100! Or die within the next week, whichever comes first.
• If your sample begins speaking to you in the voice of your paternal grandfather, don't follow its advice. Its homespun, Depression-era wisdom won't help you in today's technodriven cyber-society.
• If your sample has hardened into an egg, crack it open. There's an emerald inside!
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