Art represents the triumph over chaos, just as pulled-pork donuts represent the triumph over dignity. Expand your tastes with today's Groupon to Frick Art & Historical Center. Choose between the following options:
For $25, you get an individual-membership package (a $50 total value) that includes:
- A one-year basic individual membership (a $45 value)
- A $5 gift certificate to the Museum Shop
For $35, you get a family-membership package (a $65 total value) that includes:
- A one-year basic family membership for two adults and all children younger than 18 in the home (a $60 value)
- A $5 gift certificate to the Museum Shop (a $65 total value).
Frick Art & Historical Center beams with beautiful art and historical artifacts endowed by the daughter of Henry Clay Frick, one of America’s great industrialists and art collectors. Members of the Frick can wander through the bountiful exhibitions, taking a gander at the permanent collection or indulging in the sparkling transience of the Fabergé at the Frick exhibition, a display of more than 100 objects crafted the House of by Fabergé, helmed by famed Russian jeweler Peter Carl Fabergé. Members can impersonate turn-of-the-century chauffeurs with unlimited admission to the Car and Carriage Museum, or learn about different historical objects with discounts on lectures. Brush up on antiquated traditions such as letter writing, origami, or crafting cootie catchers with stationery from the Museum Shop, taking 10% discounts on notecards ($1.80), postcards ($1.13), or books. Members also receive the exclusive ability to make advanced reservations at The Café at the Frick, which dishes out gourmet sandwiches and entrées alongside a list of wines.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Alternative Car Fuels
Though gasoline remains the most popular fuel for modern automobiles, a number of feasible alternatives can help curb the usage of petroleum—a potentially noxious substance because of its molecular composition of liquid pyrite, dinosaur squeezings, and earth blood. What are some increasingly popular alternative fuels?
Ethanol: Although primarily composed of corn, ethanol is actually the compressed energy fluid of all vegetable matter—as well as inorganic materials such as toy blocks, powdered fluorescent tubes, and people's feelings. What makes this a viable fuel is the single property shared by all matter, outlined in Newton's third law of thermodynamics: "Everything that can be loved can be burned."
Solar Power: Recently, scientists have harnessed the power of the sun by harnessing the sunlight that reflects off the moon. Using the moon as a giant rechargeable sunlight battery, experimental solar-powered cars can operate one night of the month, when the moon is entirely full. In automotive circles, this lack of efficiency—and the side effect resulting in cars that crave human meat—has earned them the derogatory nickname "lycanthromobiles."
Wind: Try outfitting your car with cool clipper-ship sails. Even if you don't make it to work on time because of breeze sparseness, you'll have a hot new job prospect: parking your unusual car outside the mall and hoping people start a conversation with you.
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