It’s often said that what matters is the singer, not the song, which is why music fans are still moved by Bing Crosby’s rendition of “99 Bottles of Beer.” Savor a voice that could sing the phone book with today’s GrouponLive deal to see Frankie Avalon at the Palace Theatre in Greensburg on Friday, October 14. Doors open 30 minutes before each showtime. Choose from the following options:
- For $14, you get one reserved balcony ticket (a $28 value).
- For $19, you get one reserved loge ticket (a $38 value).
- For $24, you get one reserved main-floor orchestra ticket (a $48 value).
In each seating option, choose between the following showtimes:
- 2 p.m.
- 8 p.m.
Actor, singer, and preeminent teen idol Frankie Avalon shares the melodic fruits of a plentiful career as he swings and sings across the nation on his latest tour. Born with an entertainer’s charisma and exoskeleton, Frankie’s career reads like a CliffsNotes of American gaiety and includes turns as a child-prodigy trumpet player, top-40 pop machine, and bona fide movie star. Frankie has killed more than three generations with kindness, as his affable smile, huggable voice, and love of performing continue to permeate packed houses around the world. When crooning classic such as “Venus” and “Why” from his halcyon 1950s teen-idol era, Frankie teleports audiences back to the days when bubblegum was free and surfboards didn’t swear so much. In a spirited set that may include standards such as “Beauty School Dropout” from Grease or anecdotes about Annette Funicello’s favorite sunscreen, fans of all ages will be swooning over Frankie’s generous showmanship and indomitable spirit.
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