Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon: to Hollywood Tans. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get 5 sessions in an HT60 tanning bed (an $80 value).
- For $49, you get 10 sessions in an HT60 tanning bed (a $130 value).
- For $79, you get 20 sessions in an HT60 tanning bed (a $245 value).
- For $49, you get 5 Mystic Tans (a $109 value).
- For $69, you get 10 Mystic Tans (a $189 value).
- For $89, you get 20 Mystic Tans (a $299 value).
Hollywood Tans' expert body bronzers open their doors to guests in search of alternatives to traditional, sun-drawn tanning techniques. Eight-minute sessions in an HT60 bed re-create the effects of a day at the beach with low levels of UVB that help cultivate a popping base tan in just three to four visits. Achieve a natural-looking glow without the aid of UV rays with a Mystic Tan spray-tan session, which envelops bodies in a mist of premium bronzers, moisturizers, and DHA. The Mystic apparatus's fully customizable settings allow techs to team up with guests to fashion an even, copper hue that lasts five to seven days and prepares clients for Abraham Lincoln look-alike contests.
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The Groupon Guide to: Types of Dance
Dance is the best way to physically express music and the worst way to express a coherent thesis. Here's a guide to the history behind popular dance styles and what they're up to today:
• Jazz: Origin: Jazz dance was invented to go along with jazz music, which was invented to go along with whiskey and sinful thoughts about close talking with a stranger. Today: It's still one of the most sultry types of dance around, inducing wails of desire from bugles and trumpets everywhere.
• Hip-Hop: Origin: Short for hippocampus hopscotch, hip-hop is a cerebral form of dance that involves absorbing beats, thinking about them, and regurgitating them into body movements a few hours later. Today: Hip-hop is popular in movies with confrontational names, in music videos, and in nightclubs that are just live versions of music videos.
• Ballet: Origin: Ballet originated in France as a way to train people to be more graceful so that they could more easily slide out of guillotines. Today: Now it's just a really nice dance.
• Tap: Origin: When a group of schoolchildren tromped home one day through puddles of molten metal and ruined their perfectly good buckled shoes, they discovered a new type of dance used to confound adults. Today: Tap dancers stomp louder than the notes of a song so that listeners won't be hypnotized by lyrical propaganda or brain-infecting melodies.
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