Hot potato, the earliest dish designed to be passed, is nearly extinct due to the constant ravages of grade-school appetites. Revive shifting sustenance with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of tapas at Ibiza Tapas & Wine Bar.
Voted the city’s best tapas by the readers of Pittsburgh Magazine two years running, Ibiza offers up a menu that boasts more than 45 tapas from Spain, Portugal, Brazil, and other Latin American countries. Patrons can order plates served cold with flavors that tickle taste buds, such as fresh mushroom bruschetta ($5), crisp green asparagus with smoked salmon ($9), and beef tenderloin served raw in olive oil ($14). Hot options range from traditional Portuguese-style clams ($8) to Spanish sausage with lava-roasted potatoes ($7). Chefs put on a show preparing eclectic bites in the eatery's open kitchen, and a patio—heated and covered during the winter months—proffers a space for semialfresco feasts year-round, safely evoking the age-old Spanish tradition of picnicking in the middle of a bullfighting ring.
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The Groupon Guide to: the Police Exam
Let’s face it. Not just anyone can serve or protect. As evidence of this fact, take a look at these excerpted questions from the police exam that you must first ace in order to become an officer of the law:
13. Which of the following does the standard police cruiser NOT come equipped with?
A. Spin lights
B. Heated seats
C. Quick 'n' Ready® Gun Holders
D. A fake criminal (complete with facial scar) for the back seat to intimidate the real criminals who sit next to it
57. Sarge says you have to take this drug pusher in by the book. You:
A. Set up a perimeter around his/her domicile
B. Go to the perp’s known hangouts, hangabouts
C. Contact and question family members
D. Say “Sorry, Chief, I gotta do this my way,” and then jump your motorcycle directly off the ramp and into the drug-making factory
137. You are a sketch artist but are having a hard time picturing the perp. You:
A. Draw a cowboy hat to cover his hair
B. Draw a sleep mask over his eyes
C. Draw him peeking out from behind a wall since most criminals do that and noses are hard to draw
D. All of the above
179. The DA doesn’t like the job you did cataloguing the evidence. You say:
A. “Stay off my back."
B. “Do you even remember what it was like to be a cop?”
C. “Just do your job and nail this scumbag.”
D. Trick question. You plan on having a secret relationship with the DA.
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