In the world of sports, winners never quit, quitters never win, and gravity never quits winning. Learn this life truth with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 10-class pass to yoga, Pilates, and cycling classes at Lakevue Athletic Club in Valencia (a $75 value). This Groupon expires in three months, so participants must get their class pass validated by August 3.
Lakevue Athletic Club boasts more than 11,000 square feet of sweat-inducing space and high-quality equipment used to instruct dozens of classes in its Body Fitness & Yoga Center. Wielders of the 10-class pass can mimic strengthening rubber band-like positions by signing up for Hatha yoga and bender-ball Pilates, or by enrolling in contortionist school. Bikers can pretend to waft the victorious winds of Lance Armstrong while pedaling away during the cycling class. Busy work weeks, like perfectly timed fist pumps, require meticulous timing and arranging, so make sure to check Lakevue's schedule for class times.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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