Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, they reveal a new layer of skin, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your spirit animal. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with today's Groupon to Laser Hair & Skin Center of Monroeville. Choose from the following options:
- For $58, you get a microdermabrasion treatment and a paraffin hand treatment (a $125 value).
- For $99, you get three LED photomodulation face treatments (a $297 value).
- For $119, you get six laser hair-regeneration treatments (a $337.50 value).
Laser Hair & Skin Center's experienced staff specializes in noninvasive med-spa services that have earned multiple awards, including the Pittsburgh Tribune Readers' Choice Gold and Silver honors. Diamonds spangle the tip of the microdermabrasion wand brandished by a skilled technician who uses it to gently, yet effectively exfoliate the face. By sloughing off dead skin and debris, the treatment works to diminish fine lines, discoloration, and scars while shrinking the appearance of pores and turning facial billboards into smaller, subtler product placement. Alternately, clients can take advantage of the heat-free bulbs of LED photomodulation therapy, which helps metamorphose complexions into smoother, more radiant skin. Beams dispatched by the lamp sink down into the skin and stimulate the production of collagen to help keep contours firm, and increase the rate of cell turnover, which helps rid visages of sun damage. Finally, clients can opt for hair-regeneration therapy, which encourages follicles to launch fresh locks by aiming a dual-action laser at its tress-free target. One type of light emitted opens up the pores, and a second species of illumination bolsters each follicle's oxygen supply, which promotes hair growth and lets scalps breathe underwater.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Forgotten Video Games
As more and more video games are rebooted, sequeled, and adapted into hit procedural dramas and breakfast pastries, some 8-bit classics have fallen by the wayside. What are some classic video games you forgot to remember?
• Battle Brothers (ActivoVision, 1989): In this high-octane punch 'em up, two rad brothers (Clint and Vortex) must survive a concrete gauntlet in order to rescue the president’s stolen bike.
Forgotten Fact: In Battle Brothers, both players could accidentally cause damage to each other, resulting in exciting real-life fistfights between real-life brothers.
• Swords & Squares (Dønderhuff ElectroPublishing, 1981): This brain-enhancing game of medieval strategy pits dueling royal courts against each other, and bestows players with a dot-matrix certificate at the end that assigns performance-based ranks, ranging from Knight of the Round to Horsepox Survivor.
Forgotten Fact: Game is essentially chess.
• Olympics® '87! (Pixellius, 1986): You play as Torcho®, the Olympic Torch®, as he is passed hand-to-hand between different athletes on his globetrotting journey. Don’t tip over and set their sweat-slicked hair ablaze!
Forgotten Fact: Not affiliated with the Olympics in any way, Olympics® '87 holds the record for video game most frequently mentioned in court transcripts.
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