Every year in Spain, the running of the bulls is held, with man and beast racing each other to get the last available seat at the local paella restaurant. Taste what all the fuss is about with today's Groupon to Mallorca Restaurant. Choose between the following options:
- For $12, you get $25 worth of upscale Spanish cuisine during dinner.
- For $7, you get $15 worth of upscale Spanish cuisine during lunch.
Mallorca Restaurant's culinary conductors orchestrate a variety of sophisticated ingredients in a symphony of authentic Spanish seafood, meat, and vegetarian options. The dinner menu tempts guests with dishes such as camarones costa del sol, shrimp dressed in a white-wine sauce ($21.95), and the ternera marsala ($24.95), in which veal and mushrooms sweetly interrogate taste buds like police partners playing good cop, good cop. Midday lunches silence grumbling bellies with a starter of gazpacho ($3.95) accompanied by a juicy jamon serrano, manchego cheese, and watercress sandwich escorted by Spanish-style fried potatoes ($8.95),
Housed in a historic three-story townhouse, Mallorca parallels the upscale nature of its nourishment with a tuxedoed door greeter and a décor of high ceilings, muted walls, and sophisticated light fixtures. Toast to the restaurant's four dining rooms or tease a constellation's finite nature from a seat on the outdoor patio.
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The Groupon Guide to: Scopes
Magnifiers and demagnifiers of all shapes and sizes use reality-warping lenses, allowing us to view everything from microscopic bacteria to macroscopic planet-size chunks of space bacteria. What do you need to know about these expensive and delicate sight enhancers?
• Microscopes: Essentially a small, downward-pointing telescope. Microscopes use powerful lenses that transmit light into energy, then beam that energy directly into the small object to make it rapidly grow bigger. When you are finished studying the frozen turkey-size bacterium on your desk, do not forget to kill it with a hammer.
• Telescopes: Essentially a large, upward-pointing microscope. Telescopes are so powerful they allow us to see all 75 stars with such clarity that if you were to point their magnifying lenses directly at Earth's nearby sun, your entire head would explode. Telescopes can also be used to protect your neighbors from their own morals.
• Kaleidoscopes: These optic novelty tubes contain a circular pattern of mirrors that create geometric patterns from tiny, colored beads contained within. Fun fact: If you use a kaleidoscope to commit a crime, you will spend eternity trapped inside one.
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