The cookie cake combines two of America's favorite desserts, just like the American flag combines the two stripes found on people who sunbathe between venetian blinds. Taste a fortuitous dessert duo with today's Groupon to Mrs. Fields in Monroeville. Choose between the following options:
- For $12, you get a 16" customized cookie cake (a $25 value).
- For $18, you get two dozen cookies and a signature holiday cookie tin (a $37 value).
The bakers at Mrs. Fields blend pure vanilla, real butter, and whole eggs to craft cookies made from the same recipe the shop has used for three decades. A 16-inch customized cookie cake teems with chocolate chips and is topped off with a personal message inscribed in frosting to commemorate a birthday, anniversary, or the release party for the Cookie Monster's memoir. Alternatively, gift recipients can pry the lid off a signature holiday tin to reveal a vault stuffed with two dozen chewy cookies and brownies. Patrons sate cravings for saccharine sustenance with a panoply of cookie flavors, including double chocolate, cinnamon sugar, and macadamia nut.
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The Groupon Guide to: Staying Dry in the Rain
Since meteorologists attend a rigorous eight-year weather-school program, most of which is spent learning how to drive a Doppler radar, they are able to describe the current weather with 100% accuracy. If your favorite weatherperson is telling you that it's raining, here are some devices you can use to stay dry:
Umbrella: The first umbrella consisted of only a metal skeletal system and, instead of being used to stay dry in the rain, was used to rake large, tabletop zen gardens. The umbrella can only be used to block rain when combined with a canopy made of a waterproof material, such as nylon coated in candle wax or seal skin.
Raincoat: This wearable umbrella was originally constructed with rubber, which, like paper and caskets, is derived from trees. Though the raincoat offers more mobility than an umbrella, it does not allow you to poke people from a safe distance.
Silica Gel Packets: Silica gel packets can be found in the pockets of brand-new leather jackets, slurping up excessive moisture to keep them from feeling too much like skin. These packets will have the same drying effect on your body when swallowed and absorbed into your body's ecosystem. If you can't find silica packets, cover yourself in blood, because it is thicker than water and will repel it.
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