The best way to proclaim your team spirit is through proudly displaying the team's logo, second only to tattooing your favorite player's face on your face. Show your allegiance with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 5'4"x7'8" sports-team floor rug from My Sports Rug (a $250 total value).
Emblazoned with the names, logos, and colors of athletic battalions from professional leagues and universities, My Sports Rug's floor fanciers outfit domiciles with team pride. Fans can select the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, or college team logo and pattern of their choice to dress up a 5'4"x7'8" Stainmaster rug, which ties together rec-room décor and amply covers hatches to dungeons imprisoning opponents’ mascots. Reenact jaw-dropping passes on a football-field rug as the Indianapolis Colts logo beams from the 50-yard line. The Fighting Irish and Michigan Wolverines face off for the right to maximum vacuum attention, and the Pacers rug flops to the ground more readily than a point guard with a theater degree.
Because they must be able to support endless Super Bowl shuffle rehearsals, all rugs consist of 100% Stainmaster nylon and ward off germs with antibacterial properties. A 10-year warranty ensures the carpets will last longer than most winning streaks or World Series curses.
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The Groupon Guide to: Getting Enough Sleep
Sleep—the smallest type of death—allows the body to recharge and gives nighttime burglars the opportunity to kiss your forehead as an apology for taking your things. Here’s a guide to getting the most out of your hours of rest:
Create a Sleep Pattern: The body needs regular, recognizable sleep patterns, such as sleeping for a half hour out of every hour, spending every other minute asleep, or only sleeping on your son’s birthday.
Minimize Distractions: Make sure your bedroom is dark and quiet before going to sleep. Every night, be sure to blow out the candles, turn off the radio, put a hood over the ambulance sirens, fire the sound-effects engineer, and lock the dog in your other family’s house.
Create a Comfortable Space: Every bed needs a nest of decorative pillows and warm, cozy blankets for the sleeper to apologize to and put on the floor before climbing onto their chiropractor-approved wooden sleeping pallet.
Prepare to Dream: Dreams are a way for your mind to put your parents' faces on different bodies without having to feel ashamed later. It’s important to give the mind plenty of fodder for dreams by looking at old photos and medical textbooks right before going to sleep.
Don’t Go to Bed Angry: This old adage reminds couples not to go to bed with a grudge against one another. As your spouse is falling asleep, whisper all of the things he or she did wrong that day into their ear, which could range from mispronouncing a foreign name to being bad at their chosen form of art. They will thank you for giving them something to work on tomorrow.
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