Until surgeons figure out how to fuse the human brain with a high-capacity flash drive, mankind will continue to record every moment on a pocket-sized slab of limestone. Turn your slab of limestone into a custom calendar with today’s Groupon to Picaboo. Choose from the following options:
- For $9, you get a Classic calendar (a $19.99 value).
- For $13, you get a Premium calendar (a $29.99 value).
- For $27, you get $59.98 worth of calendars.
Armed with Picaboo’s free software (Mac- and PC-friendly), digital pack rats can easily create photo calendars using hundreds of themes, adding captions and photos to pages and specific dates. Eighty-pound card stock bolsters both Classic and Premium calendars, resulting in keepsakes sturdier than a bull wearing cement stockings. The Classic calendars span 8.5"x11", with 12 date pages and 12 customizable pages, while their Premium counterparts fill an 11"x14" space with the same. The Classic calendars’ date and photo pages have a matte finish, while the Premium calendars announce temporal locations with a laminated glossy finish, rendering them more reflective than a psychologist analyzing a montage sequence from D2: The Mighty Ducks. Calendars typically ship within three to four business days, eliminating antsiness and satisfying collectors who need a new calendar every workweek.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Keeping Your Resolution
Your New Year's resolution likely falls into one of the following four categories: health, fitness, beast taming, or relationships. No matter what your resolution is, stick to it like a bee trapped in its own honey with these resolution-keeping tips:
Imagine Success: There's no room for failure! Even imagining defeat will cause your digestive organs to acclimate to the dewy, rancid taste of failure.
Imagine Failure: Just to see how bad it feels.
Start Slow: It's not reasonable to quit smoking cold turkey, stop not-exercising cold turkey, or give up eating all that cold turkey from Thanksgiving cold turkey. The first step toward fulfilling your resolution is to dream about it consecutively for seven nights.
Never, Ever Stop: Quitting is easy, but lasting success comes from perseverance.
Wait Till Next Year: By 2013, they'll probably have invented a pill that solves your problems for you.
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