Dining out spares people from using up the last of their paper plates or incinerating the last of their paper ovens. Reduce your disposable cookware footprint with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of fine-dining fare during dinner at Recipes Remembered.
The menu at Recipes Remembered sends senses on a reminiscent trip down savory lane with a selection of gourmet steak, seafood, and pasta dishes. Turn taste buds sentimental with the pan-fried, egg-battered artichoke hearts ($6.95) before indulging in the veal picatta, betting on a winning trifecta of a lemon, white wine, and butter sauce ($21.50). The restaurant's 6-ounce lobster tail starts human tails wagging ($26.50), and the chicken stuffed with sage dressing and doused in mushroom cream sauce satisfies herbal cravings ($17.50). Guests may also delight in the eggplant parmesan and pasta marinara ($14.50), lamb shank ($21.50), or 8-ounce filet mignon ($23.50). All entrees are accompanied to the mouth's dinner party by a choice of house salad or soup du jour and a pick of veggies, baked potato, or starch du jour.
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The Groupon Guide to: Police Blotters
Though newspapers are mostly full of articles about blood pressure and lists of important vegetables, they still contain one gem that makes them worthwhile: the police blotter. Here’s yesterday’s blotter:
7:32 a.m., Crandall Road—Witnesses reported seeing a man with an extremely rude T-shirt attempting to enter a bank where he was not welcome.
10:17 a.m., Petunia Court—A bike theft!
1:58 p.m., Orson Park—A man with an extremely rude T-shirt was heard loudly disparaging astronauts by an American playground. Officers could not locate the individual.
5:23 p.m., Travolta Memorial Parkway—This car was all like “Flooooaaaaam!” and then another car was just “Brooooooooooooooooooom!” It was crazy.
7:48 p.m., Milton Bradley Library—The rude T-shirt man was seen exploiting a loophole in the town charter to become the new mayor for life. Police are powerless to stop him. This is life now.
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