Among encased-meat products, handmade sausage is the most delightful, followed closely by a saddlebag filled with jerky and a can of Spam crammed inside a larger can of Spam with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of fresh meat and groceries at Tom Friday's Market.
Tom Friday's Market's small team of grocers hand-trim hanging sides of corn-fed beef and other meats within a cozy storefront that's been grinding out protein since 1955. A rotating menu of weekly specials showcases signature items such as peppered bacon ($3.99+/lb.) and house-made smoked kielbossy and hot italian sausage loaves ($3.99+/lb.), which bask in the chill of glass display cases festooned with neon placards announcing each meat's price, objectives, qualifications, and references. Snapper filets ($8.99+/lb.) join all-natural whole chickens ($1.49+/lb.), which the staff masterfully carves into a variety of specialty cuts such as drumsticks and split breasts. Stuffed hot banana peppers ($3.99+) await cocktail hour after a trip to the oven, and Lorraine swiss cheese and all-natural provolone ($3.99+/lb.) break the windows of nearby food pyramids. Tom Friday's Market also stocks produce, bread, milk, and other sundries.
Tom Friday's Market's prices fluctuate from week to week.
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The Groupon Guide to: Basic Dance Moves
Whether you're preparing for a wedding, bar mitzvah, or work prom, you'll want to have a few super-simple dance steps you can deploy at a moment's notice. Here's a look at some incredibly easy dances that are sure to impress:
The Twist: To perform this classic, just bend your knees and shake your hips as if stamping out a cigarette or trying to trigger a declining-morals-induced heart attack in a pre-1950s clergyman.
The Monkey: Just like a real monkey, shimmy your arms and legs but use most of your rudimentary intelligence to curse evolution for favoring humans and passing you by.
The Knowing Nod: Pick a spot on the dance floor and do not move. Punctuate your radical stillness with an occasional nod, wink, or hand-slashing-across-your-throat gesture to the DJ.
The YMCA: Fake your death in a ravine accident and move into the YMCA.
The Don Rickles: Move to the middle of the dance floor, grab everyone's attention, and win the crowd over with a stunning display of caustically pinpointing everyone's flaws.
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