Explorer Ponce de León abandoned his quest to discover the mythical land of wine after a tumble into the Fountain of Youth left him eternally underage. Take up his journey with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a ticket to the Crosby, Stills, Wine & Young food and wine event at Vallozzi's Restaurant in Greensburg, Saturday, September 17th at noon (a $50 value).
Vallozzi's invites guests to join them for an afternoon of flavorful vintages and tasteful tunes at the Crosby, Stills, Wine & Young wine-tasting event. Under the shade of a big tent and the breeze of mother nature’s oscillating fan, the restaurant staff pours varietals from a meticulously selected wine list, including domestic red and whites, and a plethora of samplings from different wine-growing regions. As oak and tannins swirl across appreciative palates, the air comes to life with the ethereal harmonies of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young pulsating from the speakers. Morsels of food complement piquant vinos, extending the party from the ears to the gullet. This event is scheduled rain or shine, so pack parkas and kayaks accordingly.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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