Watching family vacation videos can be enthralling, especially if George Lucas directed them and your little sister has been digitally replaced with a screaming fish-alien. Relive your two-week excursion to Alaska/the ice-planet Hoth with today's side deal: for $20, you get two videotapes transferred to two DVDs from The Video Editor (a $40 value). Simply package your dusty videotapes up with your Groupon and send the videos via mail to the Newport Beach, California storefront. Shipping is not included for the mail-in option.
Led by 39-year media stalwart Steve Kosch, who's worked with The Weather Channel, CNN, and ABC-TV, The Video Editor handles the nitty-gritty technical aspects of fine-tuning videos. For this deal, bring in or send in your videotapes and have The Video Editor technicians convert them into the DVD format, complete with the disc, labels, and packaging. The Video Editor staff has processed numerous videos, so you can rest assured the recording of your child's first Nobel Prize ceremony will be handled with the utmost care. Watch nostalgic family footage or your corporate video manual with crystal-clear clarity through the duration of a DVD's up-to-100-year life expectancy, which bests the life spans of most parrots and glittering vampires.
The Video Editor's savvy staff has shot and edited videos in as fast as a single day, so they're willing to work within your timetable. Even if there's no rush to convert your reenactment of The Sound of Music into a live-action anime comedy, The Video Editor should have the DVDs ready for playback in three to four weeks.
Reviews
Although reviews are limited for the Video Editor, clients rave about their video services in online testimonials:
- The Video Editor understands deadlines, budgets, creativity, patience and graphic values. – Judith Brower Fancher
- I appreciate the ease of working with you and the professional results that you were able to achieve. The whole project was done timely and within budge. – Tom Watts
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Being Yourself
Whenever anyone prepares for a job interview, first date, or to differentiate themselves from a robot doppelganger at gunpoint, the advice they're most likely to be given is "be yourself." This simple advice is easier said than implemented—what are some surefire ways to make sure you remain yourself at all times?
- Remove your Social Security card from your wallet and read it aloud every 15 minutes to ensure that it sounds correct.
- Begin each conversation by rattling off your childhood medical history. If weather permits, reveal all relevant scars.
- If all of your friends are jumping off a bridge—jump too! You won't be the same person without friends around to keep you in check, plus they clearly know something about this bridge that you don't.
- If you meet someone who shares your first name, suggest that they instead go by their middle name. If they also share your middle name, abandon yourselves in the desert and let nature choose a winner.
- Do you suffer from multiple-personality disorder? Elect a leader personality, or failing that, form a hive-mind gestalt that will also permit you to blow up fire trucks by staring at them.
- Reject all constructive criticism. Though teachers, employers, and traffic-court judges may cite areas for improvement, they're outranked by the Tao, the late Mr. Rogers, and beginner mode of Rock Band, who agree you're perfect the way you are.
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