The most coveted level of vision is 20/20, which means peepers can correctly identify 20 out of 20 typos on the optometrist's eye chart. Enhance your typo-finding facilities with today's Groupon to ABC Vision Source in Aloha. Choose from the following options:
- For $49, you get an eye exam (a $130 value).
- For $99, you get a contact-lens package (a $315 total value), which includes:
- One eye exam (a $130 value)
- One contact-lens fitting (an $85 value)
- Two boxes of Biofinity spherical contacts (a $100 value) or a $100 credit toward contacts of another brand
- For $99, you get an eyeglasses package (a $354 total value), which includes:
- One eye exam (a $130 value)
- An eyeglasses frame (up to a $125 value)
- CR-39 prescription lenses (a $99 value)
Since 1975, the certified optometrists at ABC Vision Source have diagnosed visual imparities and improved eyesight with prescription glasses and contacts. Eye examinations reveal each client’s exact visual deficiencies by measuring the distance at which the Snellan chart morphs into a thrilling romance novel. Those who choose contact lenses will sit for a professional fitting and leave with two boxes of Biofinity/Aquaclear spherical contacts. For an additional fee, ABC's eye experts—several of whom speak fluent Spanish—can instruct new contact-wearers in the delicate art of contact application. With the eyeglasses package, clients can peruse an inventory spanning many styles of frames, which will be fit with CR-39 plastic prescription lenses.
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The Groupon Guide to: Predicting the Future
Though the past is regularly derided by historians as boring, millions of people still look forward to the upcoming version of history known as the future. Here's a look at methods for predicting the future, from least accurate to most accurate:
5. Tea Leaves: By studying the patterns left in mugs by boiled tea leaves, one can predict with 100% accuracy the future necessity of cleaning recently used mugs.
4. Dogs / Old People Bones (Tie): Both have the ability to sense upcoming weather hazards such as rainstorms, unexpected meteor showers, and government-created "tornado-canes" designed to intensify populist fear of wind.
3. Tarot Cards: Popular tarot cards include Death, Tragedy, Stomachaches, Bad Vibes, Mild Cable-Repairman-Related Inconvenience, and Seasonal Gloom.
2. Fortune Cookies: Never 100% accurate, but always 80% delicious.
1. Gut Instinct: There's no better way to know the future than to trust your gut. Specifically, if you can see your guts outside your body and in a glass jar, you're probably running out of future.
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