Without spas, terrycloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bathwear gainfully employed with today's Groupon to About Face & More. Choose between the following options:
- For $65, you get two blue-light acne treatments (a $130 value), plus 15 percent off products on the day of service.
- For $99, you get two anti-aging facials with anti-aging hand treatments (a $230 value), plus 10 percent off products on the day of service.
The expert aestheticians at About Face & More day spa care for skin with personalized, results-oriented treatments. The FDA-approved blue-light acne treatment rids faces of acne with a soothing spectrum of cerulean light that convinces zits that they have mistakenly appeared on mermaids, who do not have zits. During the pair of anti-aging treatments, aestheticians apply glycolic and lactic acids to exfoliate dull, dead cells from the face and hands, and a generous helping of vitamin A helps to smooth, plump, and refine epidermises. The intimate boutique invites clients to relax on red easy chairs in the luxurious waiting room, where they can browse environmentally friendly, cruelty-free products or attempt to create makeshift lasers using the spa's opulent wall mirrors.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Animal Sounds
Identifying animal sounds isn't just for schoolchildren and the professional hunters who capture most of the meat our nation eats today—it's a skill that might just save your life. Test your knowledge by matching the animals to their telltale noises:
The Animals
1) Dog
2) Parrot
3) Tony the Tiger
4) Dodo Bird
5) Human
The Noises
A. Er-Er-Ber
B. Cluck-Cluck
C. Argh!
D. Bow-Wow
E. They’re Grrrrreat!
The Answers
1) D Dogs go Bow-Wow. Animal behaviorists believe this signature howl is short for "Bow, humans! Wow, you're not doing it…." Dogs hate humans.
2) B Parrots go Cluck-Cluck, assuming that the parrots have been living with a chicken.
3) E Frosted Flakes' spokescat Tony the Tiger went They're Grrrrreat!, though he was recently fired after being photographed eating Cheerios in a men's hotel outside Orlando.
4) A Dodo birds went Er-Er-Ber. Or did they? We'll never know, because man hunted the flightless dodos to extinction, believing their bellies to be filled with gold. Granted, they were filled with gold, but now there's no bird-gold for the rest of us. Thanks a lot, humans.
5) C Humans go Argh! to express their innate frustration that stabbing plants doesn't cause a delicious sugary goop to come out, even though that worked once, with maple syrup.
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