Ocean views are amazing for people, but people views are often terrible for the ocean, which mostly sees the bottom of feet and an excessive amount of Hawaiian-print board shorts. Don't let the sea out of your sight with today's Groupon to the Best Western Inn at Face Rock in Bandon. Choose between the following two options:
- For $140, you get a two-night stay for two people in a standard guest room, including complimentary breakfast and a $40 credit toward dinner (up to a $280 value).
- For $295, you get a two-night stay for two people in an ocean-view suite, including complimentary breakfast and a $40 credit toward dinner (up to a $590 value).
The two-night stay valid with this Groupon must take place before December 30, 2011.
The Best Western Inn at Face Rock resides in an Oregonian coastal oasis that offers pristine ocean views, well-appointed rooms, oceanfront dining, and proximity to pristine golfing greens. Guests can stay for a weekend getaway in one of the standard guest rooms, festooned with a microwave, a refrigerator, and one king bed, two queen beds, or 63 beanbag chairs. Alternatively, ocean-view suites are accessorized to appease the senses with breathtaking ocean views, a fireplace, a private balcony, and a king-sized bed. When not enjoying their well-kept and fully house-trained rooms, visitors can take in the resort's amenities, including an indoor pool, spa, sauna, exercise room, and an exclusive contract with the sun to provide colorful displays every evening at dusk. Appetites can ramp up for dinner at Bandon Bill's Seafood Grill, which offers a multitude of menu options, including fresh Dungeness crab ($32), clam linguini ($16), and smoked rib eye ($25) in a wind-free, ocean-ogling setting.
The resort has deeded access to secluded beaches just across Beach Loop Drive, and resides in close proximity to some of Oregon's most artful golf courses (golf costs not included with today's deal). Old Bandon Golf Links, a nine-hole links-style course bordering the resort, is a perfect challenge for families and seniors. Golfers looking for a world-renowned experience should not miss Bandon Dunes, a true destination course bordering the Pacific coastline and kept up by a team of human-friendly seabirds. The city of Bandon also has its own small-town charm for gaggles of guests; visitors should refer to the local-events page for a list of upcoming attractions.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Insurance
Everybody knows the importance of purchasing all of the standard insurances (home, boat, life, second boat, etc.). But now there are other, specialized insurances available to the discerning scared person. See if they are potentially worth looking into:
- Sandwich Insurance: In addition to offering protection from all the typical sandwich hazards—intelligent birds, sandwich ants, and acts of Rod (the local bully)—sandwich insurance also protects you from bland boring sandwiches by mailing you a tub of dipping salsa once a week.
- Sunglasses Insurance: Should your sunglasses fall down a sewer or get run over by something, a good sunglasses insurance plan will provide a fully licensed hypeman to inform all passersby that you are really cool until a replacement pair of sunglasses is found.
- Relationship Insurance: Worried about the long-term stability of your current romantic partner? Well, fret not—if it doesn't work out, your relationship insurance provider will mail you a human of equal or lesser emotional maturity, plus a check for $300 dollars! Note: rejected party is not eligible.
- Foam Insurance: Like home insurance, but for your foam.
- Sleep Insurance: You will receive a check for $47 for every one of the hundreds of yearly occasions during which you eat a spider while you're asleep.
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