Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Enjoy a fireman's acrobatic workout with twice as much confidence with today's Groupon: for $20, you get to take two amateur pole-dancing classes or two Sexy Strength Pilates classes (or one of each) at Brassy Butterfly (a $40 value).
Brassy Butterfly tones muscles and revs up romances with a full list of sultry, intimately sized fitness courses. Amateur pole sessions focus on fluid movement, basic spins, and climbing techniques, teaching nubile novices how to seductively build core strength and shimmy up a palm tree to steal coconuts. The Sexy Strength class is a hip-shaking hybrid of dancing and Pilates that helps students build lean physiques while celebrating their curves. All dancers must be at least 18 years of age, and can twirl around the online schedule for a complete list of class times.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airplane Noises
While traveling by airplane, you'll hear many noises designed to alert you and your fellow passengers to messages from the cockpit. Here's a look at what those sounds mean:
Ding!: The captain has turned on the Fashion Seatbelt sign, which allows you to swap out your standard nylon seatbelt for a more stylish, homemade one.
Pong!: The flight attendants are lighting up the Go Smoking sign, which is your cue to start lighting up any nearby cigarettes. In the event of an emergency, always light your cigarette before lighting cigarettes for any cool children.
Khaaaaan!: The in-flight movie will be the famous scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan in which Captain Kirk teaches the crew of the Enterprise how to correctly pronounce the French capital, Cannes.
Tears in Heaven: In lieu of a movie, first-class passengers will be treated to an impromptu concert during which Steve Winwood will play all of Eric Clapton's greatest hits.
Uh-ohhhh...: Nothing is wrong. Nothing at all is wrong.
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