As with most complicated science terms, the word lasik, like scuba, radar, and Albert Einstein, is actually an acronym. Spell out the eye-opening benefits of Laser-Assisted in Situ Keratomileusis with today's Groupon: for $2,100, you get Lasik eye surgery performed by Dr. Joseph King at Clearly Lasik, located in Vancouver, Washington (a $4,200 value).
Throughout his 11 years in clinical practice, board-certified Dr. King has performed more than 50,000 laser vision-correction procedures, a track record that makes him one of the most-experienced refractive surgeons in North America. After scheduling a consultation, the nearsighted, farsighted, and astigmatic meet with an optometrist, who evaluates whether patients are suitable candidates for Lasik. Postprocedure, the majority of patients treated for mild to moderate refractive error eliminate the need for glasses, contact lenses, and crystal balls. Consult the FAQs to begin ocular investigations.
Reviews
Four Yahoo! Locals and five Citysearchers give Clearly Lasik a five-star average:
- My husband and I recently had lasik surgeries in Vancouver facility. The staff was fantastic and always made us feel safe and comfortable. – Lorna, Yahoo! Local
- I had customvue / wavefront Lasik done at Clearly Lasik in August 2010. I am VERY happy with the results. I'm so glad I went with Dr. King. – lab lady, Citysearch
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Birthday Sing-Alongs
As we all know, the song traditionally sung at birthdays, “The Birthday Song,” is a trademark-protected composition, making it illegal to sing without paying fees. To help you protect your money, here is a song to use free of charge:
Chorus: Today is your day,
Today is your day,
That’s why we have cake,
And are singing today,
Everything is born,
Everything one day expires,
But don’t let that make you forlorn,
Cause fun is what parties require
(Chorus)
(Age of birthday recipient) years ago tonight
You were set upon your road,
And all your tasks and trials and fights,
Have led you here to this Ruby Tuesday’s
(Chorus)
Eighty times, 10 times eight,
Less than the minutes a movie is long,
Ten times eight, 80 times,
If you’re lucky that’s how many times you’ll hear this song
(Chorus x2)
Na na na,
La la la,
Doot doot doot
(80 times x 13, fade out)
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