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Oil is the life-source and gossip-juice of any loose-lipped automobile. Today's Groupon keeps your car alive and swell with an eco-friendly standard oil change at Green Drop Garage for $15. Attend to your engine's needs with a regular oil change, or upgrade to a diesel or synthetic oil change as you personally shake hands with the environment for every quart of recycled, re-refined oil used to reinvigorate your car's circulatory system and intensive vein network.
Green Drop Garage is a veggie-inspired full-service vehicle shop that will transfuse your car's veins with a re-refined, recycled motor oil that meets all auto manufacturers' rigorous specifications. Green Drop's friendly owners are happy to shoot the breeze while giving your car's systems a general inspection and rejuvenating its oil supply. According to them, the garage's breed of oil takes 85% less energy to produce than typical motor oils derived from crude oil. The oil change (up to five quarts) and inspection takes between 30 and 45 minutes and can be upgraded for diesel engines (starting at $55) and synthetic engines (starting at $80) by paying the difference at the time of service.
Vegetables can build a salad, stock a produce section, sauté over a low flame, and make a car drive without giving the environment a black eye. Veggie lovers and haters alike can revel in the rewards reaped by pulverizing greens and herbs into car-food. Oil changes are by appointment only.
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Three Google Maps reviewers give Green Drop Garage a perfect five stars for an affable staff and top-notch service:
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Car Promises
Even in the now-present future-year 2010, cars still need their oil changed every 3,000 miles, and despite the promises of futurists and President Eisenhower's inaugural address, cars cannot yet fly. The history of the automated-mobile, or mechanihorse, is filled with broken promises, such as Henry Ford's vow that "by 1924, cars will be able to vote," or GM's 1974 pledge that seat belts would protect us from insults. Even TV's The Jetsons, which has, for the most part, been an entirely accurate prediction of our modern life, envisioned suitcase-cars that are currently legal only in Montana. Though today's Groupon will get your car a full inspection, it cannot grant it the suffrage so long-ago promised.
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