Like dropping passive-aggressive hints that a roommate should do the dishes, composing a piece of music requires the strategic placement of notes. Send a powerful musical message with today's Groupon to American Guitar Academy, with locations in Beaverton, Gresham, Hillsboro, and Tualatin. Choose between the following options:
- For $54, you get four private guitar lessons for one (a $129.95 value).
- For $62, you get four private guitar lessons for two (a $144.95 value).
American Guitar Academy’s musical masters strike a chord with knowledge-seeking students in fast-paced, song-filled sessions. Aspiring strummers sit down in ones or twos with a guitar instructor for face-to-face lessons that cover chord formations, basic theory, and elementary split kicks. The dynamic curriculum incorporates each attendee’s favorite songs during lessons, with many students proficiently tickling beloved tunes from their instruments within six months. In addition, American Guitar Academy asserts that music lessons can help build confidence and enlarge portions of the brain, leading to higher school test scores and better-fitting baseball caps.
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The Groupon Guide to: Predicting the Future
Though the past is regularly derided by historians as boring, millions of people still look forward to the upcoming version of history known as the future. Here's a look at methods for predicting the future, from least accurate to most accurate:
5. Tea Leaves: By studying the patterns left in mugs by boiled tea leaves, one can predict with 100% accuracy the future necessity of cleaning recently used mugs.
4. Dogs / Old People Bones (Tie): Both have the ability to sense upcoming weather hazards such as rainstorms, unexpected meteor showers, and government-created "tornado-canes" designed to intensify populist fear of wind.
3. Tarot Cards: Popular tarot cards include Death, Tragedy, Stomachaches, Bad Vibes, Mild Cable-Repairman-Related Inconvenience, and Seasonal Gloom.
2. Fortune Cookies: Never 100% accurate, but always 80% delicious.
1. Gut Instinct: There's no better way to know the future than to trust your gut. Specifically, if you can see your guts outside your body and in a glass jar, you're probably running out of future.
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