Recipes are written in a language all their own, leading amateur cooks to confuse a pinch for a dash or forget that the chef's word for water is salt. Trust a native speaker with today’s Groupon to Karam Lebanese Cuisine. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of Lebanese cuisine for dinner, valid from December 2011 to April 2012.
- For $15, you get $30 worth of Lebanese cuisine for dinner, valid from May 2012 to August 2012.
Referencing family recipes, the kitchen staff at Karam Lebanese Cuisine yields a menu of authentic lamb and vegetarian dishes made from scratch. Slabs of baked pita bread leap from the oven and land atop a safety net of appetizers, such as grape leaves stuffed with veggies and special seasonings ($6.95) or the baleela serving of hot hummus ($6.95). Afterward, eaters can bulk up with the fatte plate of layered bread, roasted eggplant, garbanzo beans, and house-made yogurt with a choice of chicken or lamb ($14.95), or they can read their dining companion’s fortune in the mashed mounds of chickpeas that populate the falafel plate ($11). Parched throats can savor sips of turkish coffee ($2.50), house-made lemonade with strawberry buoys ($3.75), or eran—a house-made yogurt smoothie mixed with cucumbers ($3).
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The Groupon Guide to: Predicting the Future
Though the past is regularly derided by historians as boring, millions of people still look forward to the upcoming version of history known as the future. Here's a look at methods for predicting the future, from least accurate to most accurate:
5. Tea Leaves: By studying the patterns left in mugs by boiled tea leaves, one can predict with 100% accuracy the future necessity of cleaning recently used mugs.
4. Dogs / Old People Bones (Tie): Both have the ability to sense upcoming weather hazards such as rainstorms, unexpected meteor showers, and government-created "tornado-canes" designed to intensify populist fear of wind.
3. Tarot Cards: Popular tarot cards include Death, Tragedy, Stomachaches, Bad Vibes, Mild Cable-Repairman-Related Inconvenience, and Seasonal Gloom.
2. Fortune Cookies: Never 100% accurate, but always 80% delicious.
1. Gut Instinct: There's no better way to know the future than to trust your gut. Specifically, if you can see your guts outside your body and in a glass jar, you're probably running out of future.
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