Hotels can make guests feel larger than life by lavishing them with fresh sheets, maid service, and very small soap. Wash up like a mythical being with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a two-night stay in a queen suite at Microtel Inn & Suites in Seaside (up to a $238 value).
Microtel Inn & Suites in Seaside accommodates guests in a 100% smoke-free facility situated eight blocks from the Pacific Ocean. Decked in butterscotch and auburn tones, queen suites can lodge up to four guests or one foursquare tournament across two queen beds or one queen and one hideaway bed. Travelers can peruse more than 25 television channels and surf wireless Internet in the comfortable suites, or trek to an indoor public swimming pool for a climate-controlled dip during wintry months. A complimentary breakfast fills tummies with fresh waffles and fruit to ready families for afternoons spent sliding around corners in go-karts or make use of shrunken clubs on the mini-golf course at the nearby fun park. In addition to shopping in the downtown area, the hospitality center's location encourages guests to visit the Seaside Golf Course or the Seaside Aquarium and stroll along the sands of Cannon Beach.
Though Microtel Inn & Suites sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: the New Year’s Eve Ball Drop
People all over the world celebrate New Year's Eve by watching the ball drop in Times Square, and the ball itself has a come a long way from the papier-mâché wad engulfed in flames that rang in the new year back in 1904. Here's a look at today's cutting-edge ball:
Size: The ball is a scale model of earth, so its size changes every year to match the diminishing diameter of a planet slowly being trampled by its inhabitants.
Material: The ball is constructed from the finest Waterford crystal and held together by several hundred Pepsi stickers.
Contents: Traditionally, the ball is filled with:
• One animal from every species
• Children's letters to Santa
• All the extra money that the year's millionaires are tired of
• The oft-expunged choose-your-own-adventure Bible chapters
Speed: The ball is actually descending imperceptibly slowly throughout the entire year.
Reaction: As soon as the ball reaches its base, millions of people all over the world instantly begin weeping inconsolably in memory of the year that just died.
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