With the resurgence of 3-D movies, theatergoers everywhere are stealing the complimentary glasses in an attempt to experience the fabled third dimension in real life. Gain a clearer perspective of the world with today's deal: for $50, you get $225 toward glasses at Pearle Vision. Redeem this Groupon at the Clackamas or the Vancouver locations.
Started in 1961 by Dr. Stanley Pearle, the nationally recognized and trusted franchise now operates in nearly 800 company and franchise locations nationwide. The master visionaries at Pearle are well trained in assisting all bespectacled beings, from casual librarians to picky, temperamental Cyclopes. Equip a corrective pair of Essentials frames starting at $99.95, or slip on a pair of designer eye enhancers, such as those by Anne Klein and DKNY ($149.95+) or Versace ($205+). Single-vision lenses adjust a singular field of vision ($120 for plastic scratch-resistant), while specialty PearleTHIN complete lenses ($205) are lightweight heavyweights.
Eyeglasses are the MVP of the sartorial world, providing the wearer with instant style, sight, and disguise. Color-coordinate your spectacles to your shoelaces, change your appearance based on mood, or channel an inner Clark Kent to confuse enemies with an altered appearance. This deal is only valid for a complete pair of eyeglasses (frames and lenses) and cannot be combined with vision insurance or other promotions.
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Rhyming Wives' Tales
A false and hurtful adage from the olden days of rhyming wives' tales suggests, "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." Though this may have been true in the days of its author, Dorothy Parker, who was cruelly forced to conceal her glasses behind a chunky papier-mâché second face, it stands today as just another example of bad advice that's hard to forget due to its catchy, poetic phrasing. Here are a few other examples of bad advice that continues to endure just because it happens to rhyme:
- Fellow skydivers won't think you're cute if you decide to open your chute.
- Say goodbye to your kitchen sink—seawater's free and safe to drink!
- Why should Mom miss out on prom?
- To catch the eye of the boy you like, help him "find" his "stolen" bike.
- It's a victimless crime to give your dog wine.
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