The pursuit of beauty has led mankind to the deepest jungles for the Fountain of Youth and the surface of the moon just to lose weight. Save the trip with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a spa-service package at Planet Beach Contempo Spa in Beaverton (a $351 value). The package includes the following:
- Three hydro massages (a $39 value each)
- Three luminous facials (a $39 value each)
- Three hydro-derma fusion treatments (a $39 value each)
At Planet Beach Contempo Spa, the touch of a button summons machine-guided services to conjure beautiful complexions and relaxed muscles in private treatments. Sensors inside hydro-massage beds identify vital pressure points along spines and then harness heat, water pressure, and vertebrae-sized psychoanalysts to therapeutically relieve stress and reduce muscle tension. Jets from the whirlpool massage help to coax out harmful toxins and send blood flow cycling through veins.
The FDA-approved Luminous facial apparatus blends LED light therapy with topical skincare products and dietary supplements to help to expunge fine lines and wrinkles and rouse cellular renewal. Nutrient-rich steam teams up with infrared heat to deeply moisturize and nourish full-body 'scapes during the hydro-derma fusion treatment, which eschews giant, aesthetician-trained clams for one automated pod.
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Groupon Guide to: Secret Founding Fathers
Recent ultraviolet scanning techniques have revealed numerous hidden signatures on the Declaration of Independence. Here are some of the names we can now add to the list of Founding Fathers:
• Patrick Wolfman
• D.R. Acula
• Professor Thomas Monstermann
• Gob Lynn
• Frank N. Stein
• Whittaker Q. Aliveventriloquistdummy
• Creature F.T.B. Lagoon
• Sir Barclay Cloverfield
• Ima Mummy
• A. Skeleton
• Ghostly Q. Phantom
• Francis Boogeyman
• Frederick Krueger
• A witch!
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