Meditating is like taking a hot shower: it clears the mind, relaxes the body, and should only be practiced in an RV if you're not driving. Watch your troubles drain away with today's Groupon to The Float Shoppe. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a 90-minute winter float-therapy session, redeemable until Saturday, March 31, 2012 (a $60 value).
- For $29, you get a 90-minute spring float-therapy session, redeemable from Sunday, April 1, to Saturday, June 30, 2012 (a $60 value).
- For $29, you get a 90-minute summer float-therapy session, redeemable from Sunday, July 1, to Saturday, September 30, 2012 (a $60 value).
After crossing the porch of a bright blue and yellow Victorian mansion, visitors to The Float Shoppe climb inside flotation tanks that cradle them on a bed of epsom-salt-enriched water to lull them into weightless serenity. Before the treatment, staffers escort clients from the zen waiting room to private treatment rooms, where they can shower and step into the heated waters of the tranquility tank. Earplugs shut out distracting dinosaur calls as clients float effortlessly within the pod, allowing minds to reach meditation-like repose.
Soft music signals the end of the 90-minute session, after which clients can again shower and indulge their newly-sharpened senses with cool water or hot tea.
Though The Float Shoppe sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Forgotten Video Games
As more and more video games are rebooted, sequeled, and adapted into hit procedural dramas and breakfast pastries, some 8-bit classics have fallen by the wayside. What are some classic video games you forgot to remember?
• Battle Brothers (ActivoVision, 1989): In this high-octane punch 'em up, two rad brothers (Clint and Vortex) must survive a concrete gauntlet in order to rescue the president’s stolen bike.
Forgotten Fact: In Battle Brothers, both players could accidentally cause damage to each other, resulting in exciting real-life fistfights between real-life brothers.
• Swords & Squares (Dønderhuff ElectroPublishing, 1981): This brain-enhancing game of medieval strategy pits dueling royal courts against each other, and bestows players with a dot-matrix certificate at the end that assigns performance-based ranks, ranging from Knight of the Round to Horsepox Survivor.
Forgotten Fact: Game is essentially chess.
• Olympics® '87! (Pixellius, 1986): You play as Torcho®, the Olympic Torch®, as he is passed hand-to-hand between different athletes on his globetrotting journey. Don’t tip over and set their sweat-slicked hair ablaze!
Forgotten Fact: Not affiliated with the Olympics in any way, Olympics® '87 holds the record for video game most frequently mentioned in court transcripts.
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