Hands provide us with the means to open doors, and feet provide us with the means to open doggy doors. Open all doors with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$25 for a spa mani-pedi (a $58 value)
- 90-minute treatment helps rejuvenate hands and feet
$35 for a Shellac manicure (a $25 value), spa pedicure (a $40 value), and paraffin hand treatment (a $7 value; a $72 total value)
- 25-minute Shellac manicure lasts up to two weeks sans chips
- 50-minute spa pedicure helps rejuvenate feet
- 10-minute paraffin treatment leaves hands silky smooth
$45 for three basic mani-pedis (a $28 value each) and three paraffin hand treatments (a $7 value each; a $105 total value)
- 45-minute basic mani-pedi files and polishes fingers and toes
- 10-minute paraffin treatment leaves hands silky smooth
- OPI nail polishes available
Definitions Salon
A private parking lot borders Definitions Salon's newly renovated locale, a one-story home transformed into a welcoming, upscale salon. A dark, wooded front desk—illuminated by a hanging flat-screen TV—greets beauty seekers as they enter the spacious salon draped in contemporary earthy décor and hardwood floors. Natural light spills across the adjacent den, which invites patrons to plop down on the chocolate-brown-leather couch with a freshly brewed cup of coffee or provided magazine. Amid the hair salon's yellow-hued walls and black-leather chairs, stylists transform lackluster tendrils into luscious manes with keratin glazing and Pravana Perfection SmoothOut treatments. Two elegant nail stations and one plush pedicure throne provide privacy to techs performing an array of keratin-enhancing services, and an intimate waxing room offers a tranquil setting to defur physiques sprouting unwanted hair along the legs or werewolf tufts across the back.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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