Laughter is the best medicine, though it tends to be the worst legal defense. Salute the healing art of comedy with today's Groupon: for $24, you get one ticket to see The Daily Show's John Oliver perform live at Comix at Foxwood's Fox Theatre on June 4 at 8 p.m. (up to a $49 value, facility and service charges included). Comix at Foxwoods is putting on the show in the Fox Theater, located in the Great Cedar Concourse inside the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket. Tickets are valid for category 2 and category 3 seating and available on a first-come, first-served basis.
John Oliver, winner of a 2009 Emmy Award for comedy writing, wields his sharp, satirical voice on Comedy Central's The Daily Show with John Stewart and plays a recurring character on NBC's Community. The British-born comic, who floated to the United States on a barge carrying highly flammable coal oil, will steer his barbed tongue toward political realms within Comix at Foxwoods' 1,400-seat theatre. Though not covered by this Groupon, Comix at Foxwoods has a full-service bar and selection of boneless wings, pizza, spring rolls, and classic issues of National Geographic.
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The Groupon Guide to: Breaking Up
As scientists continue to debate the existence of true love (as opposed to false love and true hate), regular folks continue to hunt recklessly for an emotional connection. To help sever an existing relationship and find a truer one, here's the eight most popular ways to break up:
- Break the news gently at a candlelit dinner by regurgitating your entire meal as a symbolic rejection of your relationship.
- Text "BREAK UP" to 622-22-22 to make your relationship a thing of the past!
- Send a gift basket filled with unwanted treats, such as peanut-brittle cans filled with snakes and brittle snakes filled with peanut cans.
- Write a rap "diss track" comparing your soon-to-be ex to both defeated Civil War general Ambrose Burnside and the confusing final season of Roseanne.
- Instead of the tired "throwing the clothes onto the front lawn" tactic, pick up handfuls of grass and throw them on their folded clothes.
- Whenever they are around, hide under a rug.
- When they're sleeping, sneak out of their house but leave a small bonsai tree in their shoe to wish them luck on their next romance.
- Instead of breaking up, silently resent your partner forever until you explode into a cloud of green smoke and confetti. They'll get the picture.
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