Like the full moon, magazines appear routinely each month, are the basis of many calendars, and turn a small fraction of their audience into werewolves. Test your lupine levels with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine (up to a $28 value).
Each month, O is delivered to subscribers' mailboxes, pages brimming with Oprah-approved content. The magazine showcases a life-encapsulating range of articles about health, relationships, fashion, literature, food, entertainment, and world-domination etiquette. Oprah recruited a ragtag group of underdogs—including Nate Berkus, Suze Orman, and Dr. Oz—to contribute self-bettering pieces to her monthly tome. Personal trainer Bob Greene pens advice about personal fitness tailored to whittle readers down to size, and life coach Dr. Phil keeps brains abuzz with his monthly column on proper moustache grooming. Like the talk show that spawned it, O also recommends products to beautify and gadgets to simplify, as well as books that Oprah and her band of pals think pass the Queen of Daytime's muster.
Though O, The Oprah Magazine sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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Groupon Guide to: Baby-Sitting
Until child-labor laws are amended to allow adolescents to become doctors and lawyers, business-savvy youths will be restricted to earning a living as a babysitter. If you're stuck tending to babies, follow these tips to ensure you'll maintain steady employment:
- Arrive early so you have plenty of time to determine how long it takes to exit the house through the chimney, should you accidentally lock yourself in the home.
- Before the parents leave, reassure them their baby will be fine by swallowing the emergency-contact info sheet, then opening your mouth so they can see you aren't hiding it behind your tonsils.
- Leave the baby alone. Since babies aren't smart, it's likely the baby will mistake you for one of its parents and expect you to constantly cradle it, unless it mistakes you for a deer, in which case it will expect you to constantly lick it.
- Enforce a strict bedtime. Without sleep, babies' brains never shut down, allowing them to constantly acquire new knowledge and grow in size. If a baby's brain grows too quickly, that baby will be more uncomfortable when the parents dress it in a child-size football helmet.
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