Originally dubbed “Bloodsplosion,” fencing was born when sword-strapped Greek guards, bored of playing “Never Have I Ever” and “Six Degrees of Hesiod,” began passing time with their neglected weapons. Enjoy a safer, strategically evolved version of the mind and body-strengthening sport with today’s Groupon to Ocean State Fencing in Lincoln. Regardless of your previous fencing experience, Ocean State’s experienced coaches will guide you through six skill level-appropriate one-hour sessions, bolstering dormant arm muscles and the Keanu-shaped lobe that governs Matrix-like projectile dodges. Check the schedule to plan your first foray into swashbuckling exercise.
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The Only Autobiography You’ll Ever Need
While a prominent theme, crossing swords is just one of the topics covered by Ernesto De La Montana, bon vivant, in his autobiography, The Importance of Being Ernesto. Just look at these chapter titles:
Chapter 5: Summers in the Urals (Why Every Parent Should Send Their Child to Sword-Fighting Camp)
Chapter 7: The Louvre Car Chase, in Which I First Encountered LaFarge, My Perfidious Rival
Chapter 11: Her Name Was Contessa Fusili; She Floated Like a Frisbee Through Pudding
Chapter 17: French Cuisine Tastes Better on a Hovercraft
Chapter 29: LaFarge's Lament (Why Every Parent Should Send Their Child to Sword-Fighting Camp)
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