Over the years, people have developed crafty ways of proving the existence of Santa Claus, from dusting for fingerprints on presents to activating high-tech cookie cams. Gather jolly evidence with today's Groupon: for $10, you get six custom Santa Claus Christmas photos from Santa on Camera (a $19.95 value).
Santa on Camera's digital images furnish youngsters with irrefutable proof of St. Nick's yearly visits. The site's catalog of 48 different Santa photos poses the rotund elf in a variety of actions in customers' homes, such as emerging from a chimney, rummaging through a bag of toys, or handing. Using an easy-to-use online photo manipulator, clients seamlessly superimpose ideal poses over uploaded images of their own household locales. Images are then optimized to fit 4"x6", 5"x7", or 8"x10" sheets and promptly emailed for at-home printing or posting to Santa Claus conspiracy-theory websites.
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The Groupon Guide to: Helpful Pests
As cruel, unforgiving nature continues to encroach on our precious cities, more and more homes find themselves infested with animals—but not all are pests. Before you swat these multilegged invaders with your rolled-up magazine or e-reader, take a second glance—they might be one of the following helpful pests:
• Spiders: In addition to making beautiful webs that can be used to hypnotize burglars, spiders indiscriminately consume annoying flying pests such as gnats, finches, and your roommate Jeff's remote-control police chopper.
• Rats: Often called the horses of mice, rats provide a helpful household service—chewing through household cords to test them for dangerous electricity. Honor their service by prebuying tiny platinum coffins in bulk.
• Ghosts: If bribed with a small saucer of milk, ghosts will possess your tiresome spouse and force them to play beautiful piano music in the middle of the night. Kids love waking up to this prank.
• Mosquitoes: Mosquitoes help to curb the human body's surplus blood supply before the excess hemoglobin is visibly purged as a sudden shock of beautiful crimson hair.
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