Releasing sweat is an effective way to lower body temperature, as is taking a cold shower or swallowing an igloo. Keep your physique regular with today's Groupon to Chapel Hill-Carrboro YMCA. Choose between the following options:
For $49, you get a three-month adult membership (a $210 total value) that includes:
- Joining fee (a $75 value)
- Three months of membership for an adult (a $45 value/month)
For $64, you get a three-month family membership (a $301 total value) that includes:
- Joining fee (a $100 value)
- Three months of membership for a family (a $67 value/month)
The Chapel Hill-Carrboro YMCA fosters fitness in a sprawling facility equipped for all manner of aquatic and dry-land athletics. Build better butterfly form in the YMCA’s indoor pool, bandy about two racquetball courts, or unfurl uptight muscles in a whirlpool bath, steam room, or sauna. Members can gorge on a buffet of nearly 50 different group fitness classes offered each week, including cycling, yoga, Zumba, and aqua kickboxing, which helps defend against malevolent pool-vacuum robots. For better ease and access, the Chapel Hill-Carrboro YMCA also equips members with a downloadable iPhone app that provides updated schedules and info.
Each three-month adult membership also includes a complimentary fitness orientation, discounts at select area businesses, as well as AWAY privileges that grant access to YMCA facilities across the country. Family memberships bestow full athletics privileges to couples living in the same household as well as to any children, cardio-crazed canines, or step-cousins willing to stowaway in a gym bag.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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