A strong man wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger man boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's Groupon to CrossFit Clayton. Choose from the following options:
• For $69, you get three personal training sessions (a $180 value).
• For $129, you get six personal training sessions (a $360 value).
• For $249, you get 12 personal training sessions (a $720 value).
CrossFit Clayton leads high-intensity, results-driven fitness programs to help people burn off an inactive lifestyle without falling victim to boredom. Dedicated personal trainers challenge exercisers with one-hour core-conditioning sessions adapted to fit every fitness level, including the elusive Donkey Kong kill-screen level. Each customized, high-energy routine puts muscles through their paces with functional movements including pushing, pulling, squatting, sneezing, lifting, and running. Within CrossFit Clayton's fully-stocked gym, exercisers will test their mettle against a slew of classic, rugged fitness equipment including sandbags, heavy stones, logs, and bells of both the kettle and dumb varieties.
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The Groupon Guide to: Barbecue Secrets
Every barbecue joint boasts a secret ingredient or technique that makes its sauce unlike any other. Since most barbecue chefs have taken these secrets to the grave, here's a new list of public-domain barbecue secrets for the aspiring grillsman:
- Throw recipe thieves off your trail by filling your sauce with decoy ingredients such as talc, water, and heaping spoonfuls of rival sauces.
- Age your sauce in an oak cask for 15 years—it doesn't do anything, but you'll sure be hungry by then.
- Go bananas—add bananas to your sauce!
- BBQ is short for B.B. Queen—the wife of legendary bluesman B.B. King—and real barbecue sauce must contain exactly one of her soulful tears.
- As with success in any field, the real secret ingredient is confidence —except in barbecue sauces, in which it is horseradish.
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