Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a two-month membership (a $66 value), which includes 24/7 key access (a $33 value), unlimited group exercise classes (a $30 value), unlimited tanning (a $30 value), an Anytime Fitness T-shirt (a $10 value), and a complimentary fitness orientation from a certified personal trainer at Anytime Fitness (an $169 total value). Groupon clients who choose to continue at Anytime after the two-month timeframe can register with the enrollment fee waived. This Groupon may be redeemed at the following locations:
- Northwest Reno on Mae Anne Avenue.
- Southwest Reno on Wedge Parkway.
- West Reno on Caughlin Parkway.
Anytime Fitness gifts fitness-focused clientele with torso-tuning machines and nonstop security 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and every day of the year. At the start of the two-month gym membership, new members participate in a fitness orientation helmed by a certified trainer and take a tour of the facilities to learn about the various pieces of equipment and how identify the heaviest 5-pound weights. Bolster biceps and streamline figures with Anytime's collection of fitness gear, including treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and stair climbers designed to simulate everything from shallow steps to gravity-defying Escher staircases. Gym members can sweat alongside likeminded participants in any of Anytime's group classes and highlight their toned physiques by tinting bods an eye-catching shade of bronze with unlimited tanning sessions.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Savings
Though the Federal Reserve anticipates that by late next year our current monetary system will be replaced by bartering goods for animal pelts, it’s important nonetheless to save money. Here are some tips for setting aside some cash:
- When cashing a check, immediately place 10% in a savings account by cutting the check into 10 equal pieces and instructing the teller to deposit only one strip. Remember to endorse all 10 pieces—if you fail to do so, the bank keeps the entire amount.
- Keep cash under your mattress. The oils produced by the human body will eventually seep through the bed and wash away the green dye, allowing you to sell the untarnished rectangles as high-quality bookmarks.
- Start a swear jar, a container that you swear you will put some money into.
- Hire a responsible robber to mug you and put your cash and old receipts into a money-market account.
- Turn it into a game. For every $100 you save, yell "Jenga!"
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